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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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followthebluebell

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

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frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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